Joey Costello
The following information is purely fictional and completely untrue (as
far as we know).
It was created by Christina as a joke and isn't intended to be taken seriously at all.
Furthermore, it has only been included on this page for the reasons listed below:
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Enjoy!
Semi-Vital Statistics:
| Birthdate | claimed to be 15 April, 1969 |
| Current Residence | classified |
Wise Ponderings:
Q. Where were you born?
A. In a trash can outside of a strip club in Las Vegas.
Q. Where did you grow up?
A. In a railroad boxcar that ran the route between Lubbock, TX and St. Augustine, FL.
Q. What did you want to be when you grew up?
(assuming that you actually have finished doing so)
A. A belly-dancer.
Q. If you won the lottery, what would you do and why?
(paying off all your bills and/or investing is a given)
A. I'd buy Elvis' toenail collection. I'd build a huge
house on top of Mt. Rushmore, with stairs going down into the monument where
I could blow raspberries at everyone from my hidden position in George Washington's
ear.
Q. If you had 3 wishes, what would you wish for and why?
(and none of this wishing for more wishes crap
- that doesn't count)
#1 - I wish that Spam came in a larger container.
#2 - I wish that the aliens that kidnapped me last summer would return my underwear.
#3 - I wish that I could turn invisible for real, instead of just pretending and getting
arrested for streaking down the Miami causeway.
Q. Where would you like to be/what would you like to be doing in 5 years?
A. I'd like to be worshipped by the teeming masses of humanity as the best fight
choreographer in the universe. Either that, or helping the birds find string and bits
of human hair so I can help them build their nests.
Q. What are your hobbies?
(besides hitting other people with swords)
A. Water-ballet. Selling hair care products door-to-door.
Rehabilitating homeless people that I see on street corners.